This is Hilarious

101 Ways to annoy people...here are my top 25...I will send more tomorrow. If you think of one that is not on here, leave it with me and I will post tomorrow! Jamie...if you read this...I hope it helps your bad mood because it helped mine!!!LOL

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

9. Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11. Name your dog "Dog.

12. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
13. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
14. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
15. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
16. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
17. Practice making fax and modem noises.
18. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
19. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

20. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."