Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Have you heard?

A few issues that amaze me....

1.) Sexting...the big hype right now...whatever. You control what you send...here are the 7 rules according to fox news....these are hilarious!!!!

1. Timing is everything. While it can be tempting to respond right away, being overly eager can be a turn off. This is especially true for those just getting to know each other. Rein in your enthusiasm from time to time, using time as a tease in responding to certain TMs. This makes you appear laid back and easy-going. This increases the perception that you’re fun to hang out with, and more...
2. Texting has a curfew. Unless you’ve got a 24-7 passion policy for booty calls, most people are not going to be keen on TMs after a certain hour. Know that if you TM somebody after 10 p.m., it’s considered a late-night booty call.
3. Don’t beat around the bush. TMs can be easily misunderstood. People like them for the fact they’re succinct and direct. You want to flirt, and with that hint. Just don’t be cryptic. These are supposed to be time-saving titillations.
4. Don't drink and text. Getting drunk equals getting stupid. And while it can be funny, it’s not so sexy. So stick with sober messages.
5. Avoid breaking major news via text. Texting should not involve first professions of love, marriage proposals or the breaking of bad news. For example, would you want to receive the message “Have herpes. Sux. U should get checked 2” on your cell phone?
And while new love interests may handle rejection better via text, do not dump somebody you’ve been involved with for weeks, months, or years via SMS. That’s just cold.
6. Discretion is the best option. If you’re sexting more than one person, do not leave your phone out while on a date. Do not check your phone in front of a date. Turn off your phone if you find yourself having a “sleepover.”
7. Proofread. Any TMs involving sexual encounters, especially those complemented by racy pictures, need to be double-checked. Is it being sent to the intended receiver?


How about this one....Taxing Prostitition!!!! WTH....how can you tax something that is not legal...so do we tax the sales of marijuana? HAH


Thats all for now.

5 comments:

J Michl said...

I didn't realize this was new.....man I was way ahead of the times!!!

Collins Fam said...

I am really far behind...I got this info from Fox news and the Effingham Daily news last week.

J Michl said...

what i meant was.......me and your bro have been doing this for a couple of years now...heehee

Collins Fam said...

OMG!!!! I put my fingers in my ears but it doesn't seem to have any affect to what is typed on the screen! BLLJHDSklFJLDJFKL

J Michl said...

i could forward you one of my text sometime!!! ha ha ha